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Salty Claus - Colored by grimcinder Salty Claus - Colored by grimcinder
It's true! Santa Claus is really a pirate!!! Remember when he asked Rudolph to guide his sleigh on that foggy night? Well, Rudolph is a bastard and would only do it if he got paid for his services..but Santa isn't a sucker...so he flew that damn sleigh without that bitchass Rudolph...and you know what happened?...he crashed and fell into the pacific ocean and a shark ate his leg and hand and a jellyfish stung his eye!! So now Santa has turned into one bad ass mofo. And he is about to get his revenge on that damn reindeer! It's a merry Fuckin' Christmas!!!! Muwhahahaha

BTW...I made that story up on the spot just now....if you couldnt tell
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naro9 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
This rock! It's incredible!
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ISeeThee Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2007
Haha! XD I love badass Santas!
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pinkxtarantula Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2006
I love it! hahahaha, great story BTW..

Oh, and may i use it for my digital art?
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Ome-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2005
Ahahaheheha. Cool. :'D
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Zlatty Featured By Owner May 3, 2005  Professional Photographer
wow
that is the most craziest santa I have ever seen
nice work
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anti-social100 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2005
:lmao: that sounded like a true story to me, and your admittance to it being a lie has crushed me... :crying:
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grimcinder Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2005  Professional General Artist
I am the crusher of dreams! wahaha
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anti-social100 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2005
:shakefist: DAMN THEE I SAY!
santa is a pirate no matter what you say :XD:
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bjrowe Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2005
That's the funniest frikkin' thing I've ever seen.
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teatea Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2005
Somehow I missed that one while looking through your gallery - but it's totally cool XD! Love your Santa design, and the story was amusing :).
Next year - Revenge of the Red Man. You can hide Rudolph, but you can't...hide.
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