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Salty Claus - Colored by grimcinder Salty Claus - Colored by grimcinder
It's true! Santa Claus is really a pirate!!! Remember when he asked Rudolph to guide his sleigh on that foggy night? Well, Rudolph is a bastard and would only do it if he got paid for his services..but Santa isn't a sucker...so he flew that damn sleigh without that bitchass Rudolph...and you know what happened?...he crashed and fell into the pacific ocean and a shark ate his leg and hand and a jellyfish stung his eye!! So now Santa has turned into one bad ass mofo. And he is about to get his revenge on that damn reindeer! It's a merry Fuckin' Christmas!!!! Muwhahahaha

BTW...I made that story up on the spot just now....if you couldnt tell
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:iconnaro9:
naro9 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
This rock! It's incredible!
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ISeeThee Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2007
Haha! XD I love badass Santas!
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pinkxtarantula Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2006
I love it! hahahaha, great story BTW..

Oh, and may i use it for my digital art?
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:iconome-chan:
Ome-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2005
Ahahaheheha. Cool. :'D
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Zlatty Featured By Owner May 3, 2005  Professional Photographer
wow
that is the most craziest santa I have ever seen
nice work
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:iconanti-social100:
anti-social100 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2005
:lmao: that sounded like a true story to me, and your admittance to it being a lie has crushed me... :crying:
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:icongrimcinder:
grimcinder Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2005  Professional General Artist
I am the crusher of dreams! wahaha
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:iconanti-social100:
anti-social100 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2005
:shakefist: DAMN THEE I SAY!
santa is a pirate no matter what you say :XD:
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:iconbjrowe:
bjrowe Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2005
That's the funniest frikkin' thing I've ever seen.
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:iconteatea:
teatea Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2005
Somehow I missed that one while looking through your gallery - but it's totally cool XD! Love your Santa design, and the story was amusing :).
Next year - Revenge of the Red Man. You can hide Rudolph, but you can't...hide.
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BarbedWireZack Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2005
Heh, cool! looks like something from an opposite reality world
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FORMULATEDartist Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2005
hahahahahahahaha u funny as heelll
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happymonkeyshoes Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2005  Professional Digital Artist
Very cool as per! Satan is an anagram of Santra, both wear red, and have demonic horned creatures as steeds...I sense a strange conspiracy here....
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Kiodo Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2005
I KNEW SANTA WAS A PIRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awsome u have now proved it for all man kind to see -cackles-
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Cara-Doughnut-Lady Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2005
Cool. I like it, awesome job.
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dooters Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2005
How very awesome. He's be SOOOO screwed if the elves got hungry for candy canes.

~sigh~ Poor poor Salty Claus.

Great job, mister!
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championchap Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2005
u sure u did that in flash?!?!
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:icongrimcinder:
grimcinder Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2005  Professional General Artist
Yep...I sure did....the new background I added was done in photoshop though
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Furgur Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2005
This is a cool pirate santa claus!!! I love the candybar on his arm
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:iconmoxs:
moxs Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2005
hahahha kool as hell...

harrr harr mheerry christmass ..harr.....
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bulletproof-potato Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2005
god i hate you. you can cram your talent wherever your species tends to cram things.

gimme some of your talent. *whips out a hose and a funnel* i want some. and if you are unwilling to co-operate, I am prepared to syphon..........
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grimcinder Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2005  Professional General Artist
I dont have talent to spare..sorry bud...go find another talent filled person cuz I aint yo guy! ahhaha
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bulletproof-potato Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2005
yo am so. brutha. (god we rule. we are, as the kids will say, the 'shizz-nit'. homie.)

diggity damn fly bro, youse got the street-smarts of a blood hound, and the talent of a...........a.........a very talented person.................................. ....word yo.
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bana-chan Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2005   Traditional Artist
That is pretty damn awesome, only Santa isn't that awesome, and so are pirates, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT, the point is that ninjas could kick a pirate's ass any day, so SHUT UP, only that's a lie because making stories up on the spot is probably my favorite pastime and cookies RULE.
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grimcinder Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2005  Professional General Artist
No...pirates Rule Ninjas Drool! :P <--I hate that flippin emoticon!
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bana-chan Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2005   Traditional Artist
Your face drools! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Dudy11 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2005  Hobbyist
Lol, imagination out of bond you have there! I like it!
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failur3 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2005
rudolf is a bitch, he's goin down
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grimcinder Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2005  Professional General Artist
hell yes he is..and hes going down with a vengence
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failur3 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2005
damn straight
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ebony-willow Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2005
ahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaa best christmas story ever............... except the invader zim one. But yours is still pretty damn great.
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grimcinder Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2005  Professional General Artist
I still need to see mor eof that show I've only seen like 3 full episodes...but what i saw...was fucking genius....do they have any like season 1 boxsets for it or anything....
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ebony-willow Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2005
They probably do somewhere...we just download them. [link]. Hee hee
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Ronin-ink Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2005
yeah that seems about right
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:icongrimcinder:
grimcinder Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2005  Professional General Artist
indeed :nod:
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Ronin-ink Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2005
yup good times
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junkyarddog Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2005
santa is coming to town! aaaaarghhh! :fear: :laughing:
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ZeroInspiration Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2005
Killer :)
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grimcinder Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2005  Professional General Artist
thanks, yo
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jessetoon Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2005
BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!! CANDY CANE PEGLEG AND HOOK!! That's so awesome.
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grimcinder Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2005  Professional General Artist
I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)
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Thumboner Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2004
Thats crazy! Everyone knows Santa died in 1963 by the drug lord Diego Martinez! But, that's a very creative "myth" you have there, and the drawing is cool too!
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grimcinder Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2004  Professional General Artist
Myths are ture you know! thanks
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monkeenese Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2004
CANDY!!! *chews on Santa's candy leg...* hehehe dis ish very kewls!
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:icongrimcinder:
grimcinder Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2004  Professional General Artist
dank U!
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lenseflare Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2004
thats the santa that lives in the mall by my house
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:icongrimcinder:
grimcinder Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2004  Professional General Artist
Ah hah! so you've pin-pointed his location! We'll move in for attack tommorrow morning! Get Moving soldier!
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hafpint Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2004
ah hahahahaha! that sandy claws kicks ass!
yar that damned rudolph. always knew the spotlight would come back to bite his ass. that reindeer wont b so famous when Salty get ta him
i fav! :D
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grimcinder Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2004  Professional General Artist
Hurray! thank you haf my pal!!!!!! :highfive:
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Heiko Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2004
liar, what actually happened was santa pawned his limbs to get a new Ipod
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