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Salty Claus - Colored

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It's true! Santa Claus is really a pirate!!! Remember when he asked Rudolph to guide his sleigh on that foggy night? Well, Rudolph is a bastard and would only do it if he got paid for his services..but Santa isn't a sucker...so he flew that damn sleigh without that bitchass Rudolph...and you know what happened?...he crashed and fell into the pacific ocean and a shark ate his leg and hand and a jellyfish stung his eye!! So now Santa has turned into one bad ass mofo. And he is about to get his revenge on that damn reindeer! It's a merry Fuckin' Christmas!!!! Muwhahahaha

BTW...I made that story up on the spot just now....if you couldnt tell
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This rock! It's incredible!